Jack of all Asses - Another Amazing Job Posting

*sidebar* - To all of my NON INDUSTRY friends out there - - please take my word for it. The following job listings are utterly ridiculous.

I wouldn't be surprised if they accidentally left out, "toilet cleaner".

Cumulus Media of Danbury is looking for a radio "jack of all trades." You'll quarterback our production department, back up the traffic & continuity department, and voicetrack a shift on one of our music stations. Experience with audio editing software is a must. Working knowledge of commercial traffic systems would be a huge plus as well. T&R to Tim Sheehan, Cumulus Media, 1004 Federal Road, Brookfield CT 06804

Here's another:

Want To Cut Some Commercials? We need some fresh voices. We're a small station that wants a big sound. Will pay $10.00 for a spot. You won't get rich, but you can make a few extra bucks. Send me a sample. Radiogpm@yahoo.com